Note: Normally, as the
Head Blogger of TenkaraGrasshopper.com, I try and stay as apolitical as humanly
possible with all my posts. But now that the asshats who are doing their best
to destroy our country from the top down, have made the decision to close our
federal government, I decided that I needed to enter the fray. The following
post is based on a conference call hosted by the Trout Unlimited (TU)
Government Affairs Team and Chris Hunt, the National Communications Director
for Trout Unlimited (TU). The conference call occurred on Wednesday, October 2,
2013.
Day 5 and still no light at the end of the tunnel for the
federal government shutdown! Because of the shutdown Yosemite
National Park was to celebrate its
123rd birthday on October
1, 2013 but sadly the gates to one of America’s
most iconic parks were closed on the eve of its birthday.
At almost the same exact moment all national parks and
monuments were closed nationwide because a bunch of gray-haired, old
douche-waffles aka “men and women in a leadership role” started acting like a
bunch of pre-pubescent hormonal little girls! I apologize to my female readers for this comparison and ask that you
don’t hold it against me!
And this is only the beginning to my rant. Now is your
opportunity to exit unnoticed or you can continue reading and learn a few key
factors in relation to the Environmental Apocalypse!