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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Call to All Fly Fishing Writers and Bloggers And Our Loyal Readers

We here at TenkaraGrasshopper Media, LLC are putting out a call to all Fly Fishing Writers and Bloggers. Due to some major health issues that our President and Head Blogger is currently dealing with sadly his Muse has left him. That being said we are requesting all writers and bloggers submit guest posts to [email protected].

All submissions will be reviewed by us and you will be contacted by a member of our team. We only ask that all submissions have something to do with Fly Fishing or they can be Tenkara specific. Also upon acceptance of  your submissions we will edit and format all posts to match the current TenkaraGrasshopper format.

We appreciate all of our readers and look forward to revieving your submissions.

Please keep the TenkaraGrasshopper and the rest of the TenkaraGrasshopper Media, LLC team in your prayers in the days to come. We are working on a few posts written by the TenkaraGrasshopper himself and should be getting those out in the next few days.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Environmental Apocalypse! The Failure Of Our Federal Government

Note: Normally, as the Head Blogger of TenkaraGrasshopper.com, I try and stay as apolitical as humanly possible with all my posts. But now that the asshats who are doing their best to destroy our country from the top down, have made the decision to close our federal government, I decided that I needed to enter the fray. The following post is based on a conference call hosted by the Trout Unlimited (TU) Government Affairs Team and Chris Hunt, the National Communications Director for Trout Unlimited (TU). The conference call occurred on Wednesday, October 2, 2013.

Day 5 and still no light at the end of the tunnel for the federal government shutdown! Because of the shutdown Yosemite National Park was to celebrate its 123rd birthday on October 1, 2013 but sadly the gates to one of America’s most iconic parks were closed on the eve of its birthday.

At almost the same exact moment all national parks and monuments were closed nationwide because a bunch of gray-haired, old douche-waffles aka “men and women in a leadership role” started acting like a bunch of pre-pubescent hormonal little girls! I apologize to my female readers for this comparison and ask that you don’t hold it against me!

And this is only the beginning to my rant. Now is your opportunity to exit unnoticed or you can continue reading and learn a few key factors in relation to the Environmental Apocalypse!